i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
(via akasha-bennett)
“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years now and I’ve been under the radar.”- Doug Jones
SHUT UP THE GUY WHO PLAYED ABE DID NOT PLAY THE GENTLEMAN OMG
I WILL FOREVER LOVE DOUG JONES
(via donnanobel)
and this is why i always give Kiddo 50 bucks and say “ONLY. BOOKS.”
(via carryonwaywardloki)
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(via mrconditionalclause)
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
(via mrconditionalclause)
